Thursday, June 22, 2017

#23: Elf on the Shelf







Who is this ominous-looking, bespectacled, benecklaced humanoid? Most importantly, is benecklaced even a word?

More most importantly, how did Tim the Elf manage to capture Raven and Sheffie in the first place when he couldn't even face John without giving up?

More more most importantly, how much money would Santa Claus actually need at this point to save his toy factory from bankruptcy?

Even more more most importantly, how many spin-offs of Frankenstein have been made portraying the monster as an immortal creature that has survived into the present day? I'm fairly certain there's at least three.

Find out the answers to most of these questions by staying tuned for the further adventures of Durst We Dare?!

2 comments:

  1. Frankie-stien?

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