#25: Piracy (is not a victimless crime)

And thus Weatherman and Weatherboi's origin is revealed. Stay tuned for further adventures of Durst We Dare?! and remember: Piracy is not a victimless crime.

#24: The Beginning of the End

What is this, a new supervillain every episode? Is this Elvis impersonator with hair suspiciously like John's even a villain? Who is this hologram threatening to destroy Earth?

Well, he's a cyborg known as R.G.S.C. (RGSC for short) whose mission for the past 65 years has been to eradicate postmodernism. And now, he's going to destroy the entire planet.

What's going to happen next? Stay tuned for further adventures of Durst We Dare?!

#23: Elf on the Shelf

Who is this ominous-looking, bespectacled, benecklaced humanoid? Most importantly, is benecklaced even a word?

More most importantly, how did Tim the Elf manage to capture Raven and Sheffie in the first place when he couldn't even face John without giving up?

More more most importantly, how much money would Santa Claus actually need at this point to save his toy factory from bankruptcy?

Even more more most importantly, how many spin-offs of Frankenstein have been made portraying the monster as an immortal creature that has survived into the present day? I'm fairly certain there's at least three.

Find out the answers to most of these questions by staying tuned for the further adventures of Durst We Dare?!

#22: SANTA IS REAL AND HE'S EVIL?!?!?

It's Raven's birthday, so I would like to wish a very happy birthday to our favorite Russian spy.

But more importantly, will Raven and Sheffie be able to escape the evil clutches of Tim the Elf (Milk elf, not the cookie elf)? And more most importantly, what exactly is going on?

Find out the answer to the first question and probably not the second one by staying tuned for future episodes of Durst We Dare?!